Women
- “There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.”
- “If a man speaks in the woods and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?”
- “Remember, no matter how beautiful you think she is, some guy, somewhere, is sick and tired of her bullshit.” ~ Sign in Brass Ring Pub
- “Life is too short to dance with an ugly woman.”
- “Hey, I’m not your Sloppy Seconds, get it mister?” ~ Cindy Parks
- “Lean down to pet mine and you might just be sorry!!” ~ LAR
- “Women are meant to be loved, not understood” ~ From a sign on the wall of Hennessey’s Irish Pub in Las Vegas, NV
- “A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it but nobody wants it.” ~ JD
- “You are only as old as the woman you feel” ~ Tommy Drummond
- “Marry an ugly woman. If you marry a pretty woman, she is likely to run out on you. If you marry an ugly woman, she is just as likely to run out on you. But who would give a shit?”
