I have used each of these at least once in my lifetime. Smartass!
- Me: That’s what you think!
- Her: I don’t think . . . , I know!
- Me: I don’t think you know, either!!!
- Son: I have a motto Dad. Live for today, because tomorrow I might get hit by a bus!
- Me: I have a motto, too Son. Look both ways!!!
- Son: I can tell that’s going to rain, because my knee starts to ache.
- Me: You can also tell when it’s windy by the whistling in your ears.
- Daughter: Dad, did you see what happened to my shoes?
- Me: What?!?
- Tourist: Do you want to see a dead Sea Turtle
- Me: Really? All the way from the Dead Sea?!?
- Tourist: Not a Dead Sea turtle. A dead Sea Turtle!
- Me: No wonder he is dead. Swimming all the way here from the Dead Sea.
- Solicitor: Care to make a contribution, sir?
- Me: For what?!?
- Solicitor: I am collecting money for Cancer.
- Me: Oh no, I am very much against Cancer. Not today, thank you.