Category Archives: Quotes & Quips

There is a race of men that don’t fit in,A race that can’t stand still,So they break the hearts of kith and kin,And they roam the world at will.They range the fields and rove the flood,And they claim the mountain’s … Continue reading →

Historians consider it one of the greatest speeches ever written about a dog. US Senator George Graham Vest (1830-1904) was one of the leading debaters of his time, and offered this observation on dog greatness when he was still practicing … Continue reading →

“In three years’ time I shall be dead. I must therefore get this and that in shape and finished, or it will be too late.” “Rovering to Success (Illustrated): A book of life-sport for young men” by Robert Baden-Powell

Wise words from a new grandpa. Walk it off! ~ One of my favorite dual meaning sayings.  Many people know the words from a scrape or a fall when their father checks the damage and then utters those famous words, … Continue reading →

“A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it but nobody wants it.” ~ JD

“Avoid disappointment, adjust your expectations” ~ An original quote

“I hate when people say you don’t need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don’t need running shoes to run but it fuckin helps!” ~ JD

Say What?

“I understood, until you explained it to me.” ~ Carl Sandberg

Sharing this one from my M-I-L  “I had one foot in the grave on the other on a banana peel”