Category Archives: Quotes & Quips

“Hugs always feel good when they are from someone that loves you.  :-)” ~ MK

“For a happy life, heed this advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”

“When all else fails, play dead” ~ Red Green

“If bad breath had a name, it would be Starbucks” • Christine Whitmire

“Sadly, those were the last words the poor man ever spoke. A moment later he was just a small muffled shriek and a smoldering spot on the carpet. Too late he had learned an important lesson. You really should never … Continue reading →

“You are only as old as the woman you feel”

“He said that his favorite moment from 2011 came at the end of the uncanny come-from-behind win over the Bears, when a 59-yard field goal not kicked by Tim Tebow forced overtime and a 51-yarder not kicked by Tim Tebow … Continue reading →

An original quote

Dr. John Paul Stapp

Texas Bix Bender