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If somebody stupid calls you on your Smart phone, will you be able to hear what they’re saying?

Red Green

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“I Love to Go Swimming”

“I love to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs, swim between their knees. If you know ladies that want to have babies just send them down to me, send them down to me. For this is … Continue reading

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“No brains, no headaches!”

An original quote

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“Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload of dimes!”

Slim Pickens in the movie ‘Blazing Saddles’

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