Charlie Brown’s Rules for Living

  • Keep the Ball Low
  • Don’t Leave Your Crayons in the Sun
  • Use Dental Floss Every Day
  • Give Four Weeks Notice When Ordering a Change of Address
  • Don’t Spill the Shoe Polish
  • Knock Before Entering
  • Don’t Let the Ants Get in the Sugar
  • Never Volunteer to be Program Chairman
  • Always Get Your First Serve In
  • Feed Your Dog Whenever He’s Hungry