“Come on in boys, the water is fine!” • Delbert in ‘Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?’
“We’ve got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out and we’re wearing sunglasses.” • John Belushi in ‘The Blues Brothers’
“Are you boys the police? No ma’am, we’re musicians.” • Dan Ackroyd in ‘The Blues Brothers’
“We’re on a mission from God.” • Dan Ackroyd in ‘The Blues Brothers’
“Somebody needs to go back and get a shit load of dimes.” • Slim Pickens in ‘Blazing Saddles’
“NO, try not! Do or do not, there is no try.” • Yoda from Star Wars
The Lone Ranger: “I mean, who would trade a watch for some bird seed?” Tonto: “Bird, cannot tell time Kemosabe.”
“There are two kind of people in this world, and you ain’t one of them.” • Dolly Parton in ‘9 to 5’
“Going out for milk and cookies after the game sweetheart?” • Mickey Tettleton
“Is this heaven?” “No, it’s Iowa!” • Kevin Costner, ‘Field of Dreams’
“Are you crying? Is she crying? She is crying? There’s no crying in baseball! There’s no crying in baseball!” • Tom Hanks in ‘A League of Their Own’
“I remember my first time being shot from a cannon!” • Tom Arnold in ‘True Lies’
“Charlie don’t surf!” • Robert Duval in ‘Apocalypse Now’
“It appears that you have ascended a bile infested tributary in a native American watercraft without any obvious means of propulsion.” • Sheldon Cooper in ‘The Big Bang Theory’
“I love to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs, swim between their knees. If you know ladies that want to have babies just send them down to me, send them down to me. For this is the day that we give away babies with half a pound of cheese.”• Colonel Harry Potter, 4077th M*A*S*H
If somebody stupid calls you on your Smart phone, will you be able to hear what they’re saying? • Red Green
“God! Here lies Curly. Try not to piss him off!” • ‘City Slickers’
“Take my advice ladies and gentlemen. Jerk down your pants and slide on the ice!” • Major Sidney Freedman, 4077th M*A*S*H