“I do not ‘take’ photographs. They are a gift.” ~ an original quote
“Why do they offer Miller Genuine Draft, the “draft beer in a bottle”, on tap?” • An original quote
“Computers are not logical!” • An original quote
“Do you know what I like best about the ‘Silent Treatment? It’s the Silent part!” • An original quote
“Don’t ask the question if you do not wish to hear the answer.” • An original quote
“If we don’t have it, and we can’t get it, then you don’t need it!” • An original quote
“This ain’t Rocket Surgery, kids!” • An original quote
“No brains, no headaches!” • An original quote
“I gasped, I grunted, I farted!!” • An original quote while backpacking
“Why is it that yachtsman wear sport shirts, khakis and leather docksiders when they are guaranteed to get completely soaked, but power boaters wear Speedo bathing suits when they could have opted for a tuxedo on a ten-day cruise and never gotten a wrinkle?” • An original quote
“Yonder flies a dead duck.” • An original quote
“Living the dream, baby. Living the mother fucking dream!” • An original quote
“Avoid disappointment, adjust your expectations”• An original quote
How is it that the majority of Revolutionary War and Civil War battles were fought in National Historic Sites? • An original quote