“Don’t squat with yer spurs on.”
“If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try oderin’ somebody else’s dog around.”
“If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.”
“Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back.”
“You have to love a woman to know her – even then there’s a lot of guesswork involved.”
“The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse”.
“When somebody does you a favor, remember it. When you do a favor, forget it.”
“There is more ways to skin a cat than stickin’ his head in a boot jack and jerkin’ on his tail.”